March 2012
Watchvoldy92:
unsexual:
omG
omfgdaklgfa
It's a Woodchuck kind of night.
And I’m kind of loving my life.
If we did the wop in the office every time I came...
I really wouldn’t be mad about it.
February 2012
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This guy at the office has on jean shorts.
Cutoffs are one thing, but they have a hem. THEY HAVE A HEM.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Watchwaves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
Bedtime, and I couldn't be more excited.
Serenade me to sleep via ask box?
Watchubw:
mleting:
omfg
that kid that starts eating it omfg
This shit is kind of fucked up. That bitch was not playing, I’m pretty sure she was out like a light.
Putting an infinite number of pancakes in my...
Very excite, high five!
Watchspicybutthole:
kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
I SCREAMED
Today the cops found some of my stolen belongings...
They found it in a drug dealer’s house. Naturally.
Watchwilly4lyfe:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
I really don’t get it, but it’s so absurd I kind of feel obligated to reblog.
Locking my phone
Me: *presses button*
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iPhone: *click noise*
